Us Us Us
Nobody ever visits the "about" page.
Know why? Because you don't want to hear about us.
- Our esteemed founders
- blame them
You You You
You care about your business problems, your ugly website, and most of all, not repeating the painful breakup you just experienced with your last web marketing provider, whether that was a creative agency, a web developer, or an internet marketing company.
Or maybe it's the painful breakup you're planning. We won't tell them you were checking us out. Just don't break up with them on Twitter. That's cold. Let's be honest. Another reason nobody ever drops by the ol' About Us? They're usually as dull and useless as a pencil eraser halfway through the school year.
So we'll keep this short and sweet. We're different in a good way.